when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
ITS HAPPENING PEOPLE!!!
Every body to their stations!! We need giffers, fiction writers, fan artist!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL SOLDIERS!!!
THERE ARE LIFES ON THE LINE IN HERE!!!!
*walks into school*
im only 17 and ive already had like 3 mid-life crises